Golfing Joke:
Water Works, Or Not?

John being a spritely 85 years old and his golf buddy Frank a mere 73 years had just retired to the 19th for a welcome cup of tea

When Frank asked John if he had any problems with his water works.

John replied, no I’m regular as clock work; 6.30am I take a leak, then at 7.00am I take a dump everyday 7 days a week.

That’s amazing, Frank replies, I don’t seem to hold it in like I used to, how do you do it?

Don’t know John says. 6.30am I take a leak, then at 7.00am I take a dump everyday 7 days a week.

Don’t you have any problems asks Frank. Well just the one replies John. I don’t get up till 7.30am

Thanks Alex

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