One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a
professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas,
Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his
house, lowered the window and asked,
” Excuse me, do you speak English?”
Lee responded, ” Yes Ma’am, I do ”
The lady then asked, ” What do you charge to do yard work? ”
Lee said, ” Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her “.
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.